So every Friday night I order pizza. Been doin this for 30 some years.
Last March, I order pizza from one of my two usual spots. Well I’d been drinking, and I GUESS not paying attention.
I use the SLICE app, cuz apparently it saves local shops some coin.
Well I accidentally select 1/2 and 1/2 pizza, but instead of selecting a side of for each, I toggle FULL.
So, this pizza is a FULL pepperoni pizza.
With a FULL taco pizza, on top. 😐
Tbh, it wasn’t horrible, just REALLY fuckn different.
And I hateeeee hot lettuce, so reheating the next day, was out.
I called them and was like hey if I ever order some off the wall shit, PLEASEEE call me. Owner was cool, he was like I thought this was odd, but was like whatever
by QueenJK87
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I’d eat that so fast
At least it was an accidental crime. Time for some community service. I’d still eat it though.
That shit could be fire.
Not paying attention = Drunk or high
I’d eat the shit out of that!
Did Andy Dwyer make this pizza?
Eh. Mistakes happen. This looks like a delicious mistake, however.
I couldn’t tell it had pepperoni in it but looking at it as a taco pizza made my stomach growl.
How’s your cholesterol
Would wreck. I like the drunk version of you better
That looks like a party fr
Why is there so much unmelted cheese?
That might be a happy accident.
I would eat this but not when I’m in the mood for pizza, if that makes sense.
That cheese on top of the cheese…..I want to try it. All the other tops can fuck off though.
Bullshit like that is pretty good sometimes.
I used to work at a pizza place, and it was our unofficial policy to call the customer if something felt weird with an online order. The responses were maybe half and half, “Wait, what? Yeah, I didn’t mean that,” and “I know it’s weird, but it was intentional.” Always good to double check.
I haven’t had taco pizza in years, and I miss it.
I’ll take it if you don’t want it
That truly looks good to me. I’m filing a motion for the case to be dismissed, and the defendant to be able to return to normal civilian life and make all the taco pizzas his or her heart desires. All in favor of this motion say i
Beggar’s Pizza has taco pizza like this. Its fucking fire, but yeah the hot lettuce doesn’t quite work.
“I’ll have some of what he’s smoking.” -what they were thinking when they made this, probably.
Hot lettuce is terrible. Reheated food with hit, wilted iceberg is the worst.
I did have charred romaine at a fancy joint once that was good. An anomaly I don’t expect to encounter again.
I would eat that from the back.
I’m just here to say I hate hot lettuce too